And then, one fateful evening, the unthinkable happened.
As one, the neighbors gasped in confusion. And then, in a flash of inspiration, they beheld the Lawn Gnole: a gargantuan, glowing statue of a gnome, constructed from twisted metal and pulsing with an otherworldly energy. Angry Neighbor 2.6
As time went on, however, his behavior became increasingly erratic. He would detonate small explosives at 3 AM, claiming he was "testing the acoustics." He would construct massive wooden barricades to block out the sunlight, only to declare that he was "conducting experiments on the effects of shadows." And then, one fateful evening, the unthinkable happened
"What is he planning to do in there?" asked Mrs. Jenkins, a frazzled mother of two who lived next door. one fateful evening